Hyperbole-And-A-Half: Roommates: Part 3 dorm sex
let’s talk about ,( dorm sex ) the time Ashley got me propositioned for sex. One day Ashley came home ,( dorm sex ) ( dorm sex ) with a box. She was really excited about it. She said “Allie, you are going to absolutely LOVE this!” Was it a hamburger? A baby panda? …. carry the trash can out to her car, drive herself ,( dorm sex ) and the trash can back to our dorm, fill the trash can up and then do the whole thing over again and I will go to my death bed wondering if she ever thought “what is the purpose of this?” …
